1

There are two pieces of cake on the table. One piece is chocolate. The other piece is vanilla.

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if you eat the chocolate cake, go to 2.
if you eat the vanilla, go to 3.
if you eat neither, go to 4.

2

The chocolate cake is chocolatey and delicious. You are full.

THE END.

3

The vanilla cake is rich and delicious. You are full.

THE END.

4

What's the matter, you don't like cake? Come on, one piece won't hurt.

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if you eat the chocolate cake, go to 2.
if you eat the vanilla, go to 3.
if you still refuse to eat, go to 5.

5

You push both plates away, refusing to eat.

The mad scientist who threatened to kill a puppy if you ate a piece puts his gun down.

(Well, you didn't ask if there was a mad scientist, now did you? Don't try and blame this on me.)

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to pet the puppy, go to 6.

6

AWWWWWWWWWW!

THE END.